Funny Shayeri In Hindi/Urdu

Gin mein baase Janki, Rum mein baase Ram
Whisky mein baase Vishnu, Desi mein baase Hanumaan,
Kis-kis ka tyaag kare, Har bottle mein Bhagwaan!!
CHEERS!!!!!

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Dar Or Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Lage Hue Khambe Ko Dekha.
Har Khidki Se Dekha,
Aur Bola.........
Maa Kasam!! Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!!!!!

Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi,
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khud-Kushi(Suicide) Kar Le Jalim,
Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi.

Humne Bhi Pyar Kiya Tha Jindgi Main,
Badi Joshh Ke Sath;
Humne Bhi Pyar Kiya Tha Jindgi Main,
Badi Shhor Ke Sath;
Aab Hum Pyar Karenge Badi Soch Ke Sath,
Kyon Ki Usey Kal Shamko Dekha Kisi Aur Ke Sath.

Ladka Bola Kash Ein Hasinao Ke Baap Mar Jate,
Bahana Gam Ka Hota, Hum Inke Ghar To Jaate.

Ladki Boli Bewkoof, Yeh Sochana Bhi Paap Hoga,
Kisi Din Tu Bhi Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga.

Ladki Boli:
Chandni Chaand Se Hoti Hai, Sitaron Se Nahi,
Mohabbat Ek Se Hoti Hai, Hazaaron Se Nahi.
Ladka Bola:
Chandni Agar Chaand Se Hogi To Sitaron Ka Kya Hoga,
Mohabbat Agar Ek Se Hogi To Hazaron Ka Kya Hoga.

Kehte Hain Ki Ishq Main Neend Ud Jaati Hai,
Kehte Hain Ki Ishq Main Neend Ud Jaati Hai,
Koi Humse Bhi Ishq Kare
Khambhaqat Neend Bahut Aati

Kar Diya Izhare-Ishq Hamne Telephone Par,
Kar Diya Izhare-Ishq Hamne Telephone Par,
Laakh Rupaye Ki Bat Thi,
Do Rupaye Main Ho Gayee (Wah Wah)

Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho..
Itna Kaatil Kaise Sharma Lete Ho..
Kitni Aasani Se Jaan Le Lete Ho..
Kisine Sikhaya Hai Ya Bachpan Se Hi Kamine Ho! ;-)

Aahat Si Koi Aye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho.
Hawa Koi Lehrayi To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho.
Ab Tum Hi Batao,
Kya Tum Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Ho!?! :P

Macchar Ne Jo Kata...
Dil Main Mere Junoon Tha. Khujli Hui Itni...
Dil Be Sukoon Tha. Pakada To Chod Diya Yeh Soch Kar Ki....
Sale Ki Ragon Main Apna Hi Khoon Tha!

Ikhtiyarre Tabbasum Ki Lau Ko
Tarranume Numayish Se Aghaa Dena...
Jo Iska Matlab Samajh Aaye
To Please Mujhe Bhi Bata Dena.....

Aaj Didar, Kal Yaar,
Parso Pyar, Phir Ekrar,
Aur Phir-Intzar, Phir-Takrar,
Phir-Darar, Saari Mehnat-Bekar,
Aur Akhir Mein - Ek Aur Devdas
At Beer Bar !

Gum Woh Cheez Hai ... Wah !
Kya Dard Hai !
Gum Woh Cheez Hai ...
Jisse Paper Chipkaya Jaata Hain :P

Idhar Bhi Khuda Hai, Udar Bhi Khuda Hai,
Jidar Dekho Udar Khuda Hai,
Jidhar Nahi Khuda Hai....Udhar Kal Khudega!

Jab Jab Tum Angdai Lete Ho
Dam Hamara Nikal Jata Hai
Aye Jalim Deodrant Lagane Me
Tumharey Baap Ka Kya Ja Ta Hai?!

Nahin Lag Sakta Kabhi Maikhane Main Taala
Ek Nahin..Do Nahin...Saara Shahar Hai Peene Waala! :P

"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."