Funny Shayeri In Hindi/Urdu

Exams Ke 4 Din Pehle Syllabus Dekha To Yaad Aaya
"Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai",
Exams Ke Din Paper Dekh Kar Yaad Aaya
"Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!"

Majnu Ka Husn, Laila Ka Khumaar Dekha Hai
Kuch Is Tarah Se Haseenaon Ka Pyaar Dekha Hai
Unhe Khilane Pilaane Main Hui Hai Yeh Haalat
Kasm Khuda Ki... Cinema Bhi Udhaar Dekha Hai!

Aur Bhi Cheezein Lut Chuki Hain Dil Ke Sath
Yeh Bataaya Doston Ne Ishq Farmane Ke Baad
Isliye Kamre Ki Ek-Ek Cheez Check Karta Hoon Main
"Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle, Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad"

Ek Mulaqat Anjaan Hoti Hai,
Anjaan Se Hi To Pehchaan Hoti Hai.
Jahan Dekho Wahan Ishq Ke Bimaar Baithe Hain,
Hazaron Mar Chuke Hain, Lekin Senkdon Taiyyar Bethe Hain!

Uski Gali Mein Ghum-Ghum Ke
Kutte Bhi Hamare Yaar Ban Gaye
Woh To Humein Na Mile
Hum Kutton Ke Sardar Ban Gaye

Mat Pee Sharab Ghalib Masjid Mein Baith Kar,
Ek Hi Botal Hai, Kahin Khuda Na Mang Le!

As A Bachelor
Takdir Hai, Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti
Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon
Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Milti

As A Lover
Takdir Hai, Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti
Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon,
Mumtaz Mil Gayi Hai Magar
Woh Shaadi Nahi Karti

As A Married One
Takdir Hai, Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti
Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon
Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Marti

"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."