Funny Shayeri In Hindi/Urdu

Bola Dukaan-Daar Ki, "Kya Chaahiye Tumhe?
Jo Bhi Kahoge Meri Dukaan Per Wo Paoge!"
Maine Kaha Ki "Kutte Ke Khaane Ka Biscuit Hai?"
Wo Bola "Yahin Pe Khaoge Ya Ghar Leke Jaoge?"

Kabhi Kehte The Dost Hamare Ke
"Jaan Bhi Maango To Haazir Hai,
Aaj Apni Biwi Ko Jaan Kehte Hain,
Aur Maango To Inkaar Karte Hain!

Tere Dar Pe Sanam - Hazaar Baar Ayenge,
Tere Dar Pe Sanam - Hazaar Baar Ayenge,
Ghanti Bajayenge Aur Bhaag Chale Jayenge!

Durakht Ke Paimaane Pe
Chilman-E-Husn Ka Furkat Se Sharmana...
Durakht Ke Paimaane Pe
Chilman-E-Husn Ka Furkat Se Sharmana...
Ye Line Tumhe Samajh Mein Aaye To Mujhe Zaroor Batana!

Hum Ne Use Dekha Angle Badal-Badal Kar,
Us Ne Hame Mara Sandle Badal-Badal Kar!

Dil Kay Arma Aansuon Me Beh Gaye
Un Ke Bache Hame MAMU Ke Kar Chale Gaye!

Neend Aayi To Khwab Aaye,
Khwab Aaye To Aap Aaye,
Isi Kash-Ma-Kash Mai Raat Guzar Gayi,
Na Neend Aayi, Na Aap Aaye.

Khuda Karay Sab Haseenaon Ke Baap Mar Jaayein
Afsos Ka Bahana Ho Aur Hum Un Ke Ghar Jaayein

Koi Pathar Se Na Maare Mere Dewaane Ko...
Koi Pathar Se Na Maare Mere Dewaane Ko...
Nuclear Bomb Ka Zamaana Hai, Bomb Se Udaa Do Saale Ko!

Jis Waqt Khuda Ne Tumhe Banaya Hoga,
Ek Saroor Sa Uske Dil Pe Chaya Hoga...
Pehle Socha Hoga Tujhe Jannat Mein Rakh Lun..
Phir Usse Zoo Ka Khayal Aaya Hoga!!!

"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."