"If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual apparatus is malfunctioning."
(Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche)

"If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends."
(George Orson Welles)

"If you go to see the woman, do not forget the whip."
(Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche)

"In Hollywood, a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not actively employed in a brothel."
(Ben Hecht)

"Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere. Women like me because I don't look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long."
(Jean Harlow)

"Most girls-slash-women, when they hear "play" or "museum," get quite excited and figure this is it, things are finally turning around for good. Now he's getting serious."
(Neil LaBute, from "Soft Target" in Seconds of Pleasure)

"Sometimes twenty males are required for the delight of a single female."
(Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden)

"The charms of the passing woman are generally in direct proportion to the swiftness of her passing." (Marcel Proust, A la Recherche du temps perdu)

"The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off."
(Jean Cocteau)

"We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly."
(Margaret Atwood)

"When the women start to push 40, they're not single, fun girls around town any more."
(Darren Star, creator, Sex & The City TV program)

"Why should I limit myself to only one woman when I can have as many women as I want?"
(George Gershwin)

"Why would I pay $20 to go to a strip club when I can be ignored by real women at any coffee shop for a mere $3 to $5 depending on whether I get a muffin."
(Anonymous, from a ThinkGeek.com customer)

"Woman was God's second mistake."
(Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche)

"Women are among the most gracious phenomenons ever to walk the earth. I only sympathize for the many men who consider to be more manly is to be as much not like a woman."
(Stuart Nail)

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambition."
(Anonymous)