Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Aldous Huxley

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Christopher Morley

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Brian Pickrell

In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
Edward P. Tryon

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
Carl Zwanzig