If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
(Wilfred Sheed)

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
(Arnold Toynbee)

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
(Typewriting exercise)

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(Oscar Wilde)

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
(Oscar Wilde)