Quotes by George Bernard Shaw

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Shewing-Up of Blanco Posnet (1911) "Limits to Toleration"

I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
The Apple Cart (1930)

Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3

All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
The Doctor's Dilemma (1911) act 1

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
The Philanderer (1898) act 2