Ultimate Brain-Cracking PJ Shayeri :P

Dil Se Ek Ishq Ki Application Create Kar Raha Hoon
Pyaar Se Debug Karna
Mein Wait Kar Raha Hoon!

Jabse Meri Zindagi Mein,
Aayi Hai Ik Female.
Bhool Gaya Hun Sab Kuchh
Kya Mailbox, Kya E-Mail!

Tere Husn Ki Kya Tareef Karun? Tera Bander Jaisa Munh
Teri Zulfon Ki Kyaa Tareef Karun? Tere Ek-Ek Baal Par Junh!

Hathi Ne Kaha Ja Kar Hathni Ki Kabar Par
Sadqe Jaaun Tumhari Patli Kamar Par

Unki Gali Se Guzre Ajab Itefaaq Tha
Unho ne Phool Phenka, Gamla Bhi Saath Tha!

Ishq Ke Samander Main Gota Lagaya
Paani Bahut Thanda Tha, Main Bahar Nikal Aya!

Tumko Dekha...To Yeh Khayal Aaya
Ki Paglon Ke Stock Mein Naya Maal Aa gaya

Main Uski Yaad Mein Ban Gaya Baraf Ka Gola
Main Uski Yaad Mein Ban Gaya Baraf Ka Gola
Aur Wo Boli Ki Thanda Matlab Coca-Cola

Chaand Ko Garoor Hai Ki Uske Pass Noor Hai
To Kya Hua
Mujhe Bhi Garoor Hai Ki Mera Dost Langoor Hai!

Yeh Tera Chehra Hai Ya Kele Ka Chhilka
Jo Dekha To Dil Phisal Gaya! haha

Use Karte Hein Make-Up Ka Daba Roze Kyun?
Ban Sanwar Kar Nikalte Hain Chhaila Roze Kyun?
Mummy Tum To Kehti Thi Eid To Kab Ki Gayi
Phir Padosan Se Gale Milte Hain Papa Roze Kyun?

Company Ki Ladkiyan Sunder Hain
Aur Lonely Hain
Problem Bas Yahi Hai Ki
Woh Read Only Hain!!!

Tu Mere Dil Mein Aise Samaayi Hai
Jaise Baajre Ke Khet Mein Bhains Ghus Aayi Hai

Zoron Ki Baarish Makes Me Wonder
Is This What They Call, Taste The Thunder?

Aap Hamare Dil Mein Rehte Ho
Aur Bhaada Bhi Nahin Dete Ho

Ekhathar, Bahathar, Chauhathar !
(Tihathar Is On Leave)

Jab Tumne Thaam Lee Hai Mere Jeevan Ki Dor,
Jab Tumne Thaam Lee Hai Mere Jeevan Ki Dor,
Yeh Dil Maange More..Yeh Dil Maange More

Pyar Ke Sitaare Jab Gardish Mein Hote Hai,
Laila Ghar Mein Aur Majnoo Jail Mein Hote

Tum Har Raat Mere Khwabon Mein Aao,
Tum Har Raat Mujhe Yuunhi Satao,
Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao

Read at your own risk! :P