Ultimate Brain-Cracking PJ Shayeri :P

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewana Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shama Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka Mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya
Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Teri Lovely-Lovely Eyes Ne
Mujhpe Ek Effect Kiya Hai
Ki Maine Sabko Reject Karke
Sirf Tujko Select Kiya Hai

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Waisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage... To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aaake Kehte Ho Ki Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Maine Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sandle Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ne Sar Par De Maari Thi

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gaye...
Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gaye...

Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein
Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Pick Karo...
Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Par
Kabhi To Double-Click Karo...

Roz Subha Hum Karte Hain
Pyar Se Unhe Good Morning...
Aur Woh Aise Ghoor Ke Dekte Hain
Jaise 0 Errors Aur 5 Warning...

Kal Jab Hum Dono Mile The
To Dil Mein Hua Tha Ek Sound.
Aur Aaj Mile To Kehte Hain
Sorry! Your File Not Found!

Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ke
I Don't Like Your Face.
Par Dil Ke Storage Mein
No More Disk Space.

Jo Muddat Se Hota Aaya Hai,
Woh Repeat Kar Doonga..
Tu Naa Mili To Apni Zindagi
Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Doonga...

Teray Pyaar Ne Mujhe Kutta Bana Diya
Yakeen Nahi Aata To Sun .. Bhow Bhow Bhow!!!

Read at your own risk! :P