The best defense is a good offense.
(Anonymous)

I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
(Wayne Gretzky)

People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000.
(Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990)

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
(Seen on a bumper sticker)

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
(Roger Simon)

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
(Hunter S. Thompson)

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
(Mark Twain)

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
(George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994)

Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
(Bern Williams)

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
(Steven Wright)

"I dislike organized games, swimming pools, fashionable resorts, night clubs, music in restaurants, and political manifestoes; I enjoy driving from coast to coast, good food and drink, a few friends, dogs, the theatre, long walks, music and free conversation."
(James Hilton)