"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
(Isaac Asimov)

"Life is rated X. It is not rated R."
(Ice-T)

"Life is the art of drawing without an eraser."
(John Gardner)

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
(Oscar Wilde)

"Life is too short to do anything for oneself that one can pay others to do for one."
(W. Somerset Maugham)

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
(John Wayne)

"Life is what happens when you are making other plans."
(John Lennon)

"Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings."
(Jane Austen)

"Life will not break your heart. It'll crush it."
(Henry Rollins)

"Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse."
(John Derek)