Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
(Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long)

Love to eat them mousies Mousie's what I love to eat. Bite they little heads off Nibble on they tiny feet.
(B. Kliban)

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
(Abraham Lincoln)

It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then."
(Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, 1994)

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

The trouble with a kitten is
THAT
Eventually it becomes a
CAT.
(Ogden Nash)

When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
(Nigerian Proverb)

A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
(Polish proverb)

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.
(Agnes Repplier)

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
(Albert Schweitzer)