Tongue Twisters

There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad, and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....

There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich.

There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.

There was a young fisher named Fischer Who fished for a fish in a fissure. The fish with a grin, Pulled the fisherman in; Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

There was an old lady of Ryde Who ate some sour apples and died The apples fermented inside the lamented making cider inside 'er insides

There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

They both, though, have thirty-three thick thimbles to thaw.

They have left the thriftshop, and lost both their theatre tickets and the volume of valuable licenses and coupons for free theatrical frills and thrills.

Thieves seize skis.

Thin grippy thick slippery.

Thin sticks, thick bricks

Thirty thrifty whistling washers witchingly whistling, wishing washing was washed.

Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday

This is a zither. Is this a zither?

This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.

Three free throws.

Three gray geese in the green grass grazing. Gray were the geese and green was the grass.

Three short sword sheaths.

Three sweet switched Swiss witches watch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches. Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches which washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?

Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters. If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters, where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Tie a knot, tie a knot. Tie a tight, tight knot. Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

Tie twine to three tree twigs.

Tim the tool man tailor

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

Tiny orangutan tongues!

To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan. But do not buy too big a toboggan! Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.

To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.

Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.

Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop. All day long he fits and tucks, all day long he tucks and fits, and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits, and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits. Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.

Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks.

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

Tragedy strategy.

Trains lack lain track.

Triple Dickle

Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural

Try fat flat flounders.

Twelve standard stainless steel twin screw cruisers.

Twice we tripped toys.

Twitching, walking witches talking.

Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.

Two to two to Toulouse?

Two toads, totally tired.

Two tried and true tridents

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

Unique New York

United States twin-screw steel cruisers.

Upper roller, lower roller

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