Tongue Twisters

I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.

I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!

I see a sea down by the seashore. But which sea do you see down by the seashore?

I see Isis's icy eyes.

I shot the city sheriff

I shot three shy thrushes.

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit.

I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why.

I wish you were a fish in my dish

I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!

I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I? You couldn't, unless you could, could you?

If Bob Dole could dole dough? Bob Dole would dole as much dough as Bob Dole could dole, if Bob Dole could dole dough.

If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?

If he slipped, should she slip?

If I assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me?

If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!" So she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter, And she put it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.

If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

If you can't can any candy can, how many candy cans can a candy canner can if he can can candy cans?

If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole.

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, it is slick to put a lock upon your stock. For some joker who is quicker will rob you of your liquor if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

If you understand, say ""understand"". If you don't understand, say ""don't understand"". But if you understand and say ""don't understand"". how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?

If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

Ike ships ice chips in ice chips ships.

I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.

I'm a sheet slitter. I slit sheets. I am the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet.

I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks

I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck your fig's 'til the fig plucker comes.

I'm not the fig plucker, Nor the fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck your figs till the fig plucker comes.

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate, And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late. I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son, And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen.

Inchworms itching.

Is a pleasant peasant's pheasant present?

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!

Jack the jailbird jacked a jeep.

John, where Molly had had "had", had had "had had". "Had had" had had the teachers approval